Akko: Merry Christmas!
Amanda: ??? You're Jewish ???
Akko: ...just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean I can't have a merry Christmas...
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Akko: I want so many Christmas lights on that tree that it could start a fucking fire.
Diana: it's Halloween, where the fuck did you get a tree? Why are literally all of our friends here?
Sucy: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
Diana: It's my house! What the fuck is going on.
Akko: ok, Ima go hang the lights on the roof
Everyone, collectively: NO.
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Akko, drunk off eggnog: your SO FUCKING PRETTY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Diana: that's nice sweetie, but we're in Walmart. Where did you get eggnog?
Amanda pouring a seventh cup of spiked eggnog for Akko: .........
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Diana: ok, Akko, I put all of my wrapped presents under the tree. Don't fall over them
Akko, falling over every single Present and almost making the tree fall over, tangled in tinsel: yup! No problem
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Diana, Druck, using tinsel to wrap Akko in closer to her: hello~
Akko, confused about what is happening, completely sober: heya, Dia, whatcha doin?
Diana, now staring at Akko, sobbing: nothin, I'm perfectly fine, perfectly splendid, perfectly normal. Babe. Let's go make out.
Akko: ???wut???
Amanda: I TOLD HER IF SHE DIDN'T SEDUCE YOU YOU WOULD BREAK UP WITH HER.
Akko: damn it Amanda! You know how emotional and gullible she is when she's drunk!
Amanda: yea yea, go fix your girlfriend
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Diakko
FanfictionDiakko Headcanons, one shots and short stories. I update at least once a week, I am going through a major writers block so it may be every other week. Sorry.
