Hi, this is obviously not an update, BUT (oh there is always a butt in every equation *cough* rachel if you can read this, the b in b=5 stands for butt)
I have a new story (OH WOOPDEEDOO) and it'd be pretty gnarly of you would to go check it out. It's called "99% unicorn"
so, um.. off you go little butterfly. go free. go check it out you little grasshopper.
*pushes you out of car in countryside*
*if you watched the wolfe of wall street you'll get me ayyy*
*if you did, no I do not have sexual relations with my cousin*
I'm going to stop now, bYe
YOU ARE READING
terrible things e.s.
Fanfictionsickness became her new hair cutter // really slow updates
