HA! YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD BE SOME SORT OF ELABORATE BRAINSPACE WITH MARBLE-BACKED AESTHETIC CHAPTER BANNERS AND DECORATIONS AT EVERY CORNER, DID YOU?
If you did, you need to go read my books five times and sit on the naughty step.
Should be punishment enough.
Unlike other idea books, this one is a crack one. Absolutely miscellaneous and random.
Oh yes, did you hear about the cow that farted and exploded half the Asian continent last week?
Neither did I. It didn't happen.
Okay. Onto actual business.
Hello.
I have many different aliases, but you may call me Author or Alyssa.
Welcome to my studio.
This is where I throw away all my sanity and write crackfics until Shrek finds me and sends me to an asylum.
I hope he never checks his closet for me.
That being said, *claps hands* let me tell you what you will find in this Dumpster.
- Crackfics - Normal story ideas - Crack oneshots - Headcanons - Memes - Loud and annoying pleas for help - Screaming - Me huddled in a corner screaming - Shrek - HTTYD spoof
Pretty much it.
Now shoo.
Oh yeah, and guess which characters on my cover belong to which books I've written.
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