Most people assume that the most effective way to eat a stock cube would be to put it inside your mouth and swallow it.
However, this is inefficient and unsanitary. Who knows where that stock cube could have been? Someone else's mouth, most likely. Do you know what happens when someone's mouth germs enter your yap? You die.
To combat this common misconception, I would like to invite everyone to instead consume stock cubes through use of the auditory organs. Ears are less susceptible to mouth germs, since they themselves are not mouths. If you have mouths on both sides of your head, I advise you to see a doctor.
The point of this is to save the human race from the mouth germs of others and allow the general public to consume their primary source of energy - stock cubes without suffering a painful death. I hope you, the citizens of McGee, will heed my advice and consume stock cubes safely.
Thank you for listening. I'll be here all night.
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