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How to get creeps to back off

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by j1n973111y8a775

by j1n973111y8a775

1. Out-creep them

Example.

Creeper: Sup gorl wanna go to my place and swoon over Shrek memes?

Creep-ee: Nah M'dude. I have to go stick my head into a goose's butt for the fifth time this week. Maybe we should reschedule.

2. Screech like a galaxy being ripped apart

E.g.

Creeper: Ayo gorlie wanna watch Batman and eat the souls of the unborn?

Creep-ee: SJSJWJWIOQOQOAKAKAAAAAAAAKAKAKDJRUUWIAJSNXNSNAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJANXNX But seriously no please stop.

3. The last and the most sensible: r u n

Run like the wind and if the Creeper follows threaten them by pulling off some epic moves.

But seriously just run.

Oh yeah and if the Creeper keeps bothering you call the cops or tell a sensible and trustworthy adult.

Please don't try to threaten them with epic dance moves.

This is a serious topic. Do call the cops if they keep pursuing you.