The Author's Studio

Cinderella but this time it's crack

"Cinderella go wipe my pointy knobbly kneessssss," farted the stepmother.

"CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE," Cinderella screamed as the stepmother and the stepsisters ran after her, whacking her with a soft, luxurious-looking toothbrush.

"Oh yeah btw we're going to a ball. Sorry Cinderella you can't go to the ball," said Anastasia and Drizelle, the stepsisters.

"But I love balls," Cinderella farted.

"Too bad."

"Aw."

- time skip -

"Bibbidi Bobbidi BoOOOOOOoooOOooOOo," farted a random fairy in a potted plant.

"AAHHHHHH," screamed Cinderella.

"What, this is normal," said the fairy.

"No it's not."

"OK. Anyway, I'm your fairy godmother."

"Don't be stupid, I don't have a godmother."

"Oh."

The fairy stood up and kicked Cinderella in the nose for being blunt.

"BIBBIDI RIBBITOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," the fairy godmother waved her left toes and Cinderella's dress became an eyebrow that was on fleek.

"GURL THESE DAYS TIKTOK IS LIKE ALLL THE RAGE so LOOK," the fairy waved her hair fifty times and Cinderella's eyebrow dress was decorated with a Tiktok logo pattern.

"OMG GURL YAS."

"GO GET SOME, CINDY MY GURL."

- Minutes later - 

Cinderella was at the ball, because teleportation is legal in this country.

"OMG YAS THE PRINCE IS THERE," she ran to the dude and tripped clumsily and cutely like your classic Mary Sue.

"Are you alright?" The Prince caught her in his arms.

"Disgusting," the author said.

They started doing the Cha Cha Real Smooth without any warning from the author whatsoever.

"Nice," the author said.

"OMG IT'S 8PM MY BEDTIME WAS AT 7:01," Cinderella screamed, running towards the door.

"OH YEAH WHAT'S YOUR NAME," screamed the prince, who was actually Anaconda Moss.

"ME NEM'Z CINDEERELLAAAA," Cinderella jumped out of a window.

The next day, the Prince rode out into town on his extravagant kiddie pram. 

"WHOEVER POSSESSES THE BEAUTIFUL NAME 'CINDERELLA' STEP RIGHT UP POOPOO," he screeched.

"YEZ OMG I DOOOOOOO," Cinderella punched her way through every building in the city to get to the prince.

"OMG DUN DUN DUN DUN," screamed the Prince, singing wedding music in acapella.

"YEZ KWEEN," screamed the Fairy Godmother.

"UGH OMG WHAT," screamed the stepfamily in that cliche jealous fashion that villains always do when the heroes win something in those badly written fanfictions.

The end, apparently.