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Snow White but everyone has common sense

Once upon a time there was this kid named Snow White.

Her mom died and her father went and found a stepmother for her, whose name was Foxy Loxy.

"Whaddup I'm evil," said Foxy Loxy, wiggling her bum in the mirror.

"Stay out of my way, you tramp," said Snow White, who had become super emo and edgy ever since she had watched a stupid TikTok compilation.

"Uhuhuhuujj," gurgled Snow White's father.

"Ufhrjejeheh," Snow White wheezed like an old man.

"I'm no tramp," Foxy Loxy bent down and took a bite out of Snow White.

Hey, that rhymes.

"Okay, I accept you as a mother figure," Snow White said.

"We've only just met. Hey author, isn't this chapter supposed to be full of common sense?" Asked Foxy Loxy.

"Yeah, not sorry," the author said.

"Ok, so I have to take the time to grieve over my mum but you haven't done anything wrong so I won't hate you and stuff," Snow White farted.

Gobber shrieked in agony.

"Okay, I won't hate you either and I won't slip poison into your afternoon fruit or anything," Foxy Loxy tooted.

Gobber ripped off his beard to reveal another beard.

"POO," he screamed.

They kicked Gobber out of the window.

"Again, isn't this supposed to be common sense?" asked a rapidly plummeting Gobber.

Foxy Loxy and Snow White bumped fists in alliance.