21.) Spam text someone by just pressing 'Send' over and over so the other person gets 50 blank text messages.
22.) Prank call someone and ask 'Is your refrigerator running?' and when they say no, scream 'Well fix it YOU LAZY BUM!!' then hang up really quickly.
23.) In gym class, steal someone's regular clothing so they have to spend the entire day in their gym clothes.
24.) In gym 'accidentally' shake the rope when someone is at the very top.
25.) Flick off everyone you know in school, and repeatedly cuss at them. (Loveisworththepain's idea)
26.) When your friends ask for money, the next day give them a monopoly 500 dollar bill. When they complain, yell at them how unappreciative they are. (gothischick105's idea.)
27.) Read your brother's diary.
28.) When a teacher calls on you to answer a question, offer them a cigarette. When they say 'no', ask them if you have to go outside.
29.) TP your teacher's house.
30.) If you ever get arrested, tell the police officer's that you can 'break these cuffs'. When they say no, scream, and throw a tantrum.
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100 Ways to be a 'Douche'
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