100 Ways to be a 'Douche'

Chapter 1: #11-20

A/N- So this one might possibly even worse......if anyone finds this seriously offending and tell me! Send me a message on which number you find really offensive. But honestly, you can't be a D-bag without being a little bit offensive...

11.) Leave a note in a lower-grade locker that says 'I killed your daddy!'

12.) Repeat number 11.

13.) Go to a geek convention and start playing the 'Trolololol' Song.

14.) On Halloween night, hand out bag filled with ketchup packets in them.

15.) Whenever someone is typing, either press CAPS LOCK when they aren't looking, or hold down their SHIFT key.

16.) Change Wikipedia's information on the Civil War to say that the Confederates won.

17.) Stalk someone for a week, and whenever they turn around, hide behind something so that they get really confused.

18.) When someone starts a story with 'One time my friend and I.." Gasp and ask 'You have friends?'

19.) Be a grammar nazi.

20.) Whenever you are playing video games with someone, always take the rocket launcher.