AN- Wow, nearly 1000 reads. AWESOME. Oh yea, on World of Warcraft my friend and I did number 65 yesterday. It was a pretty lol'z moment. 66 is not meant to be offensive in any way. I did number 70 a few years back. Also guys, if you see me accidentally repeat a way, please kindly tell me. I'm a forgetful person, I'm not always sure what has been posted or not.
61.) Stare at someone while they're eating. If they look your way, give them a 'grossed-out' look.
62.) Make a Sims family, and name all of your friends. When that friend comes over, show them the family and how constantly you abuse/kill 'their Sim'.
63.) Pretend you are driving (or if your old enough actually drive) and drink anything at the same time. When you see people, scream "I'M DRINKING AND DRIVING B*******!!!" (Much more effective with a Capri-Sun pouch.)
64.) If you ever get in trouble with law enforecement, bribe them with donuts.
65.) If you're playing an online game of capture the flag, and you are beating them, don't capture the last flag needed to win, and just sit there teasing them.
66.) When roleplaying, always take the role of the autistic brother. "Forrealz" role-players might take offense in your lack of seriousness.
67.) Go to a Harry Potter convention, and dress as Gandalf.
68.) Pick up a friend's cat and pet it, mumbling "Yes....my precious."
69.) Make a you-tube video about things you hate.
70.) Change your friend's text ringtone to a default tone they've told you they hate.
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100 Ways to be a 'Douche'
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