AN: I'm just a horrible person aren't I? q.q
81.) With a giant staff, go to the doors of your school while everyone is coming in. Try to block everyone’s way while shouting “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
82.) Go around your class with a squirt bottle and if someone is talking, squirt them and scream “BE QUIET!!!”
83.) Encourage one of your friends to have an epic light-saber duel whilst standing on a cafeteria table with you, while one of your other friends is screamed “USE THE FORCE!!!”
84.) Say ‘that’s what she said’ after anyone says anything, even if it makes no sense.
85.) Make a story on Wattpad, and update once every 5 months with only 2 more sentences in each new chapter. J
86.) Whenever anyone asks ‘what’s for lunch’ or ‘what’s for dinner’ look them dead serious in the eye and say “My foot.”
87.) Maniacally laugh while pointing at nothing and say “Yes…you shall bow to me! YES!”
88.) Bring a Wii remote into school, wave it around while pressing all the buttons and scream “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!”
89.) Answer everything for a full day with “Si Senor!”
90.) Answer/talk to anyone, and switch accents every sentence. (Example: Yez, zhat is very nice. Da. Dat is true. Mother Russia owns you. Yo! What are ya doin pal?! Oy, look at ye wee pansies—prancing around with yer head full of eyeballs!) My fail attempts (in order): French, Russian, Boston accent, Scottish.
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100 Ways to be a 'Douche'
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