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51.) In a movie theatre, be sure to see a romance film. When you see a couple kiss, get a random cardboard box, throw it at them, and scream “GET A ROOM!”
52.) In school, pull the fire alarm.
53.) In a movie theatre scream ”FIRE!” I guarantee you will be banned from the movie theatre.
54.) In any public place, if someone accidentally touches you yell out “OH GOD! HELP ME! I’M BEING BEATEN!”
55.) Go into a ‘self-help’ center and tell everyone there they are wimps and to suck it up.
56.) After seeing your school musical, go up to the lead actor/actress and tell them they are not nearly as good as the cast of GLEE and tell them to give up their dreams of being a singer.
57.) Follow kids from the youngest grade around all day. They will get irritated beyond belief.
58.) Walk up to your enemy and ask “Oh, so you’re the new kid?” When they say no, say “That’s weird, I’ve never noticed you before.” (WARNING: you may get hit for this.)
59.) After someone gets done yelling at you ask them “You mad brah?” I have no clue why, but they will get even MORE mad at you for saying this.
60.) Glare at someone random in the hallways until they leave. If they see you, they will be confused.
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