A/N- Hehe....5 months....:3 *Runs from angry mob*
Soooo...... I'm still looking for any 'tips' on how to be a D-Bag. If you got one post it in a comment! All credit will go to you.
41.) Go to a friend’s house, and periodically tickle whatever pet they have.
42.) Plant a tree (make sure all your neighbors see) then cut it down.
43.) Blare the most inappropriate, dirty song on your iPod in the middle of class.
44.) Sing ‘Friday’ in your enemy’s ear all day. (Make sure it’s a Friday though, or you’ll just look stupid)
45.) If someone asks “Have you ever seen…..” tell them no and come up with a ridiculous story as to why you can’t. (For example; Oh, well I have to go to piano lessons, but my parents lost their car, so I’m stuck walking home midnight EVERY day, so I never have time to have fun.)
46.) Start a stupid conversation. Say “Politics. Discuss.” This counts as trolling, so you can laugh at everyone that ‘feeds the trolls’.
47.) Pretend to be drunk, if someone asks you to walk in a straight line, do it, so they become really confused.
48.) Walk up to someone you don’t know and ask, “Hey, has your cousin Jose got the stuff yet?”
49.) Comment on people’s you tube videos, complaining they have no talent.
50.) On Wattpad, comment on stories but make your words all out of order. (This I story like, for example)
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100 Ways to be a 'Douche'
Non-FictionWay number 11.) Leave a note in someone's locker that says 'I killed your Daddy.' Number 12.) Repeat number 11. With this new How-To book you can learn to be hated by everyone you know! (D-Bag Co. is not responsible for any death threats you may rec...
