A/N- DOUBLE UPDATE!!!! Alot of these were done by people I know (AKA number 36, 37, and 38.)
31.) At lunch, steal someone's food and eat it.
32.) Burn your best friend's cardboard cutout of Justin Beiber. (HAHA ALI!!!!)
33.) Start a food fight.
34.) In the movie theatre, when the screen shows 'Please silence cell phones' purposefully play the worst ringtone you have.
35.) Slap someone with a fish.
36.) For an entire day, after a teacher says ANYTHING, mutter 'SATAN!'
37.) Leave 'Fly Guts' on a teachers desk.
38.) Hack into someone's iPod JUST TO UPDATE THEIR APPS!!!!!
39.) Hide under someone's bed, and when they crawl in, pound from the bottom of the bed.
40.) Replace your brother's/sister's toothpaste 'with something else' ;)
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100 Ways to be a 'Douche'
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