vin
bro
y/n
call me bro again and you'll be a single man
vin
you think i'm a man?
y/n
literally go fuck yourself vincent.
vin
but im not in the mood to masterbate
y/n
im telling your mom
vin
ok im sorry
y/n
good now be a dear and go buy me a iced caramel macchiato?
vin
fine but i better get a kiss or smt
y/n
deal 😃
-
y/n
⚠️❗️IMPORTANT❗️⚠️
MONTHLY UPDATE ON FATHER HOOD:
you aren't a father 🤧
MEANING: your dearest girlfriend has a week of constant blood leaving her lady parts! so suggested by the goddess herself! you should get her favourite starbucks order, lots of attention and cuddles and love and affection! if failed to give to the queen herself she will break up with your hot musty ass.
NOTE FROM UR HOT GF: please do what the note says above or i will be following alone with the consequences, love you! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰
-y/n
vin
awe my poor baby!
i'm omw with starbucks. ❤️
y/n
thank you vin ❤️
vin
of course my love
-
y/n
i have to spend the week with a bunch of family next week
vin
oh god
I will pray for you
y/n
they're all frenchies
i hate speaking french
i also hate living 2000 miles away from you
vin
can then teach me how to speak French?
cause I almost failed
and i know it's tough but i love you
y/n
you don't want that to happen
you'll regret it
and i love you too
vin
but I need to learn
can they tutor me
y/n
YOU WANNA CRY?
vin
yes
y/n
THEY'LL MAKE U CRY
vin
crying is just so enjoyable
mean frenchies?
y/n
TRUE BUT
THEY ARE SUPER STRICT WHEN THEY SPEAK FRENCH
vin
oh maybe that's a bad idea
I pronounce everything wrong
y/n
but it's a good idea cause then you'll know when they talk shit on you
vin
true
y/n
mhm
authors note
1) decided to post early
2) i will be posting again tmr
3) i used me n nolas recent texts messages for the last one, but added some things
