The Green Ninja Auditions (Oof)

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This chapter is just . . . . oof.

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Princess: Today we are gonna go behind the scenes of the various clips that were recorded when Ninjago was first being assembled.

Cole: Ah, memories!

Princess: Take your sentimentality somewhere else!

Jay: *whispers* Oof.

Princess: And stop using the "oof" exclamation that y'all obviously stole from Roblox.

Kai: You use it too.

Princess: Shut up!

Jay: Oof.

Princess: *glares*

Jay: Okay, I'll stop now.

Princess: Let's start with the Green Ninja auditions, shall we?

Random person: No.

Jay: Oof.

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*On the Dark Island set*

Princess: Alright, kids! Who can tell me who the Green Ninja is?

Bunch of kids we got from somewhere: *noise* Ooh! Ooh! Me! I know! Please, pick me! He doesn't know anything, pick me!

Princess: Yes, you there! The one with the Mr. Cuddlywomp plushie!

Kid: The Green Ninja is a loser who cries and steals candies from poor people!

*Silence*

Jay: Oof.

Princess: . . . . . . .

Princess: Weeeeellllll . . . um . . . okay. You know what, never mind. Today we have the following people who are here to audition for the role of the Green Ninja. We have:

~ Kai Smith
~ Dareth
~ Morro
~ Karen
~ Lloyd Garmadon
~ Mr. E
Aaaaaand Rick Astley!

Casting Director: Wait a minute-

Princess: We don't have a minute! Let's goooooo!!!

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