Alexei: Papa?
Nicholas: Da?
Alexei: Ya know it's December right?
Nicholas: ... Yeah what about it?
Alexei: I was just wondering, did you get me an advent calendar?
Nicholas: How old are you?
Alexei: 13
Nicholas: 13 years of age and you still want a advent calendar?
Alexei: Listen here, Nicholas. I could be twenty, I could be thirty, I could be fifty years of age and I'll still be buying myself advent calendars. So I'll ask you again.
Alexei: Where's me fucking calandra
