Nicholas: Alix... ALIX... get the fuck in here Alix!!!
Alexandra walks in with a bag of celery and bagels because she was putting the groceries away: Can you not use that fucking language with me? Don't use the f word with me.
Nicholas: You just did use that language!
Alexandra: You're allowed to if you use it first in protection.
Nicholas, pointing at their bed that's very neatly made: Did you do this? Did you make this bed???
Alexandra: Yes, you know I made this bed
Nicholas: Thank 👏 you. It's fucking perfect,
Nicholas, going to hug Alexandra: Than-
Alexandra: *stops him her mouth gaping open*
Nicholas: *laughs*
Alexandra: THAT'S why you brought me in here?
Nicholas: *laughs more and hugs her*
Alexandra: *almost attempts murder with the bag of bagels*
Alexandra: *hugs back*
Alexandra: You're welcome Nicky, you're welcome
Alexandra: It's pretty right?
Nicholas: Yeah :)
Alexandra: Aw, thanks :)
Alexandra: Wanna learn how to make it like that?
Nicholas, laughing: Yeah
Alexandra: Also
Alexandra: *slaps with celery gently*
Alexandra not really mad but just a tiny bit: DONT BRING ME IN HERE FOR THAT
Nicholas, holding his forehead: *laughs*
Alexandra: Don't YELL AT ME and bring me in here!
Nicholas: *dying laughing*
