Nicholas, opening the fridge: Hey Nastsia, we got anything to drink?
Anastasia: Yeah. In the fridge
Alexei: Hey Papa, grab me a glass of malk
Nicholas: They don't have any malk but I can get you some milk
Anastasia: That's what he just said
Alexei: Yeah, I just want some malk
Nicholas: Nah, you're saying it wrong. You're saying "Malk". L- like it's a disease
Anastasia: *laughs slightly*
Anastasia: How do you say it?
Nicholas: I'm saying it the way everyone outta say it. Milk. M-I-L-K.
Anastasia: Right, like 2%
Alexei: Right, whole malk
Nicholas: N-n-n-n-n-n-no, say milkshake
Alexei: Milkshake
Nicholas: Now say milk
Alexei: Malk
Nicholas, looking at Anastasia: Are you hearing this?
Anastasia: Yeah.
Anastasia: The man wants a glass of mulk!
Nicholas: Mulk?!
Anastasia standing on the table: Give him the mulk Papa!
Nicholas: Anastasia, inside voices please
Anastasia, getting back in her seat: Sorry Papa
Nicholas: *starts walking off*
Alexei: NICHOLAS! POUR ME A GLASS OF
MALK!
Nicholas: Why are you yelling at me?!
Anastasia: Just give him the fricking mulk!
Nicholas: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!?
Alexei: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK NICHOLAS!
Nicholas, pointing at Alexei: No! You're saying malk!
Nicholas, pointing at Anastasia: You're saying-
Anastasia: *screaming*
Alexei: *screaming*
Alexei, on the table: *chorus type singing*
Anastasia: •-•
Nicholas, letting his temper go: SHUT UP!!!EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!
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