DISCLAIMER: I do not know Morse code and have no idea what this actually means
Victoria: Doo-doot doo-doot doo means I love you!
Albert the buzzkill of this relationship: No. No it doesn't.
Victoria: Doot doo-doo-doot doo-doo-doot means I care!!
Albert: That actually means "egg"
Victoria: Doo-doot doo-doot-doot doo-doo
Victoria: Means um- "oranges"?
Albert: That means cat
Victoria: Doo-doot doo-doo-doot doo-doo means I'll always be there!!
Albert: That's just cat again
Albert, with one of these little Morse code things: Doo-doot-doot- doot-doot-doo
Albert: Doo-doot doo-doot doot-doo-doo
Albert: Doo-doot doo-doot doot doo doo
-music interlude-
Both: Doo-doot doo-doot doot doo doo
Victoria: Means I love you!!
Albert: No it doesn't-
