-1914 September 16th, Tsarskoye (I think I spelled it wrong) Selo-
Alexei: Papa, are you a baker?
Nicholas: What? No son, I'm the tsar of Russia
Alexei: That's funny
Nicholas: What's funny?
Alexei: Because I heard you say to Mama when we were leaving last night's court "I'd like to butter them buns and stuff them rolls" and then you slapped her bum
Nicholas: *spits out water*
