Nicholas: That's it! I'm tired of it-
Nicholas: I'm gonna be an asshole from now on!
Nicholas: I just- I just don't care. I am so tired of people assuming my kindness means I'm hitting on you!
Nicholas: NO! If I say you've got a nice pair of shoes on, it does not translate to, "I want to get into your pants"!!
Nicholas: It translates to "I LIKE YOUR SHOES!"
Nicholas: You've got a nice pair of SHOES ON.
Nicholas: The person STANDING in the shoes?? I do not KNOW. So WHY would I want??
Nicholas: You could be absolutely cute as fuck! But if I compliment something, it's because I genuinely believe it's nice!
Nicholas: "Hey, I just wanted to say your hair's really nice"
Nicholas, imitating someone random: "MM- I've got a boyfriend"
Nicholas: I don't know how the FUQ you got-
Nicholas: "Let me get yo number". From "Hey, I like your hair!"
Nicholas: Cause I know my dumbass is bad at English but I'm PRETTY FUCKING SURE- I just said I liked your hair!
Nicholas: And then said "period" and I was about to leave!
Nicholas: I respect your relationship 100%! But I don't fawking care! I did not ask! You have a wonderful day! ✨Dumbass✨
