Aubrey's Playground

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"Is that a Himalayan Crocodile Matte 25 White and Brown Birkin!? Retail price at two hundred ninety-nine thooooousand." Janet dramatically said as she and Lori approached one another. She watched as Lori strutted down the last few steps as if she was walking a runway.

Lori smiled as she casually rolled her eyes and held up the purse. "I mean, I wanted to keep it simple, not too much. So, yeah it is." She handed over the purse.

Janet held it in her hands as she twisted and turned the bag getting the full view of it. "You nasty bitch! What kind of raunchy shit you have to do to him to get this!?" Janet asked, her creased eyebrows and mouth open as she admired the bag. Lori winked and blew Janet a kiss but remained silent. Janet smiled and shook her head as she handed the bag back. "Well at least one of us is being spoiled the way we should be."

"Speaking of being spoiled! The next time I travel with him you want to come. Pleeeeeease!" She whined while giving Janet her best sad puppy dog face. Janet stared at her unfazed by her friends begging. "It gets boring when he goes to meetings and shit." Janet remained silent, still not convinced about Lori's selling points. Lori rolled her eyes and huffed. "You don't have to pay for anything!" She finally said.

Janet arched her perfectly sculpted right eyebrow she pressed her lips together seeming impressed. "I guess I can clear up my schedule, you don't have to beg." She sarcastically said as she looked at her manicured nails then tossed her jet black hair over her shoulder. The two women slowly walked next to one another. What happened to the twins, I thought they always went?"

Lori frowned as she thought to herself about the question. "That's a good question... I don't know? They haven't been around..."

"You think he got rid of them?..." Janet curiously asked cocking her head back.

"The Twins!? Hell no! He'd get rid of me before he left them!"

"Don't look that way." Janet mumbled while raising her eyebrows, Lori frowned harder.

"He's got their name tatted!"

Janet's walking came to halt, Lori stopped and looked at her. "Girl, my auntie Peaches got uncle Ray Ray's name tatted and they ain't been together since we were 10!"

Lori squinted her eyes and cocked her head to the side. "That's what that tattoo says!?" She asked.

Janet smacked her lips together and rolled her eyes as she began walking again. "She can't help that her breasts are saggy!"

"Hmm." Lori hummed while nodding her head from side to side. "I don't know, Him getting rid of the twins doesn't seem like him."

"You've known this man since January... it's May, Lori." Janet replied.

Lori raised her eyebrows. "I know! That's the crazy part! This man's honesty is scary! I can ask him ANY kind of question and get the full-on truth. I had no idea men were capable of being this straight forward!" Janet remained silent but her facial expression asked for elaboration. "So the other night we were talking about the OTHER women.."

"This relationship is so weird." Janet mumbled cutting Lori off.

"But it's fun! Anyway! I ask him about the other women he... spoils... he tells me five without any hesitation. Then also let me know I met three out of the five!..."