I tag @tragicvoices, @rigor_samsa, and @msmadichristine to do this bullshit. Have fun. It's a pain in the ass.
Ally- That's my name. Full name is Allyson. Isn't this fascinating.
Boys- I don't like them. I'm a lesbian. #girlsfiveeva
Clever- That's what people say I am. They are correct.
Dicks- Not a fan.
Exostential Crises- I have them all the time.
Fitness- Not a thing I enjoy. You can tell if you look at me.
Gay- Yep.
Hot- People call me this a lot.
Irreverent- My favorite type of humor.
Jokes- I tell them.
KKK- Also not a fan.
Lisbon- That's a place I've never been.
Marriage- Not a thing I can do everywhere (yet).
Nutcracker- My least favorite thing about Christmas. They freak me out and the play/dance/whatever sucks ass.
Oedipus- Someone who I hope to never be like (look him up, you uneducated swine).
Pictures- I used to take them before I realized I'm not skilled at taking them. Same with children.
Quirky- My favorite type of girl. Zooey Deschanel? Yes, please.
Rascals- Also see: Kids. I don't want them.
Stonehenge- A place in England (also somewhere I've never been).
Tuscany- The place I want to visit most (though I've also never been there).
Uranus- Is dirty.
Commander Venus- Band that Connor Oberst (guy from Bright Eyes) used to be in. I like them.
"You're used to walking on the water, now you're floating in the river." - One of my favorite quotes.
Zebras- One of my least favorite animals in the world. I find them so boring.
YOU ARE READING
Mental Beatdown
De TodoA book about the stuff I hate and why I hate it. And whatever else I want to throw in there because I don't follow your rules. NOTE: Seriously if you read any of this and get offended just shhhh because I really don't feel like hearing it at all.
