A little too wacky

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Aden, breaking down the door: IT'S NEW YEARS MOTHER FUCKER!

Theodore: You have a key to the house WHY DID YOU BUST DOWN THE DOOR?!  AND WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR GAS TORCH?! 

Aden: BECAUSE IT'S NEW YEARS AND I NEEDED SOMETHING TO DESTROY!  AND I HAVEN'T COMMITED ARSON SINCE LAST YEAR!

Theodore: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LIGHT MY HOUSE ON FIRE AGAIN-

Aden: I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH IT BITCH WATCH ME!

Theodore: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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