Stork, pulling Duke over for speeding: I'm gonna need your name sir.
Duke, obviously drunk: Deez.
Stork: Deez what?
Duke: :)
Stork:
Duke:
Stork: Step out of the fucking car-

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Flicker on crack (the Wattpad version): OC Edition [COMPLETE]
HumorI put Duke on the cover hehehe You guys said this would be a good idea, so I hope you're right