Chapter 200 OC Edition: The Ace Attorney Court Case from Tumblr

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Cosmo: I just thought of something.

Cosmo: Every single odd number has an "e" in it.

Matthew:

Matthew: LISTEN-

Duke: Wait, not all of them. 30 and 50 aren't spelled with an "e".

Kyric: Father god-

Duke: If you can split a number in half equally, it's even. 30 and 50 are odd.

Villy: 15 + 15 = 30. 25 + 25 = 30. Get your facts straight bro.

Lyrai: 25 + 25 = 30? You sure about that?

Matthew: Lord have mercy

Villy: Bye.

Lyrai: 1, 3, 5, 9, and since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, all odd numbers have an "e".

Duke: YOU FORGOT 7!

Matthew: It keeps getting worse.

Kyric: My head hurts...

Villy: We're gonna die here.

Marien: You guys completely forgot about 8, a number with an "e" in it and is pretty freaking even.

Lyrai: Why would 8 be brought up if it's EVEN in a post about ODDS? The post said "every single odd number has an 'e' in it" not "every number with an 'e' in it is odd" what the fuck??

Marien: But 2 is odd and it doesn't have an "e"?

Lyrai: Did you deadass just try to tell me 2 is odd? I'm fucking crying throw the whole group away

Villy: Maybe what about 0, that's an odd number, no?

Duke: Ok but hear me out, 30 and 50 make up for the fact that they have no "e" by the way they're pronounced. Third-E and fift-E.

Lyrai: Bro why do 30 and 50 matter they're fucking EVEN.

Matthew: What the actual fuck is happening

Marien: 1 is an even number.

Lyrai: I'm gonna fucking smack you.

Tangerine: Wait why were we so quick to throw away the 0 idea?

Seryy: 0 izn't a number.

Tangerine: It can't be divided by 2 though, can it?

Matthew: It can. 0 / 2 = 0.

Tangerine: I'm a dumb bitch.

Lyrai: OD NUMBERS.  onE.  thrEE.  fivE.  sEvEn.  ninE.

Kyric: OD numbers huh? 

Matthew: Anything that ends with a 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 is even and the rest, 1, 3, 7, 9, is odd.  Stop freaking out guys.

Villy: YOU FORGOT 5.

Kyric: DUDE WHAT ABOUT 4?

Lyrai: WHAT ABOUT IT?

Kyric: THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN "e" IN IT!

Lyrai: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING EVEN??

Joseph: I left for 2 minutes, are you guys ok?

And that concludes this crack book once and for all.  Hope you guys enjoyed the funnies, now it's time to go make more!

The 4th crack book in the series (not including this one) will be out soon, and that one will be with the main Flicker cast again!  Cheers!

-K

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