There's a baby bird outside my window please help

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Jason: So let me get this straight.

Jason: We human's share 50% of our DNA with bananas.

Jason: And bananas are berries.

Jason: So that means we're all technically 50% berry.

Roman:

Roman: You're fired.

Jason: I understand.

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