Matthew: What's wrong with him?
Joseph: He doesn't handle alcohol very well.
Duke, running around with a comically large stick: I'M GONNA STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!

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Flicker on crack (the Wattpad version): OC Edition [COMPLETE]
HumorI put Duke on the cover hehehe You guys said this would be a good idea, so I hope you're right