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Riddles

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by MemeDealerK

by MemeDealerK

Garudo: I am the guardian of this treasure and you will either answer my riddle correctly or be killed!

Matthew: Ok?

Garudo: What walks on 4 legs in the morning, two legs in-

Matthew: Man.

Garudo: Wh- I didn't even get to finish!

Matthew: Everyone knows that one dude.

Garudo: Ugh, Oedipus does it once and everyone is suddenly a genius...

Matthew: Can you just... give me another one?

Garudo: Ok, what has a bed but never-

Matthew: River.

Garudo: What the fuck?!

Matthew: Just stop choosing the obvious ones.

Garudo: IF I EAT I LIVE BUT IF I DRINK I-

Matthew: Fire.

Garudo: AAAAAAAAAAA-