Chapter 19: Battle of the Kinkiest

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   Axel came back into the kitchen and handed me the bottle of water. I grabbed it and took a huge gulp out of it. Refreshing and radiant. Man, if I were on a water bottle ad, they'd make money for years. Just kidding.

   "It's 2 am right now. I don't think I feel comfortable with you going home alone this late." Axel said bitterly.

   "I can stay if you want to?" I suggested. His eyes lit up like a kid who got his favorite toy for Christmas. 

   "Please do." he said, his eyes glittering like an anime girl. Cute.

   "I was going to stay anyway even if you didn't let me." I said, chuckling at him. He suddenly came over and carried me bridal style to his supposed bedroom. I yelped in surprise.

   "It sounds like you guys are going to do the naughty." Willow said, a smirk in her voice. Okay, Willow, this is literally the worst time to be piping in. We are not 12. Not sure if you are aware but we've all grown up now. She just rolled her eyes.

   "Use protection, kiddo." Dimona said, smirking. Oh my goodness, even Dimona? The world is ending people, the world is ending.

   "Get comfortable, okay? I'm going to take a shower." Axel said, putting me down on the bed.

   "A shower at 2 am? What in the heck Axel?" I said, laughing.

   "I'm all bloody remember? I wouldn't want to stain your clothes." he said, chuckling. I just nodded, remembering what had happened earlier.

   I just plopped on the bed as I heard Axel closing the door to the bathroom.

   "Aw dang. I wanted to join him." said Willow, pouting. I- Okay I'm just going to ignore you whenever you make unnecessary comments.

   "You're no fun. Your sarcasm is off the charts but what in the world happened to your daring and dirty side? I thought demons were supposed to be really kinky and sh*t." Willow continued, ignoring me.

   "Well excuse you, Miss Werewolf, but don't you dogs literally boink like bunnies the moment you meet your mate? You guys literally mate when you guys first just met each other. And don't stereotype us." Dimona piped in, obviously wanting to defend her kind. Wow, this is some quality content. I need some popcorn.

   "Okay? So? You literally get turned on by blood like that's so messed up. At least we don't do any freaky sh*t around here. And aren't you also stereotyping us?" Willow snapped. Ooooh, and how is Dimona going to respond to that?

   "You look like you're in a good mood." Axel said coming out of the bathroom just wearing a pair of sweatpants, with a trail of steam coming out. Damn, I wanted to see what Dimona was gonna respond to that hit.

   "Yeah, well, my two sides are arguing about which species is kinkier and dirtier." I said, nonchalantly.

   "It's free entertainment." I added.

   "Well, we could test that out if you want?" Axel said, wiggling his eyebrows mischievously, standing in front of me. Wow, eight-packs up-close look really good. I touched his stomach and licked a stripe up his abs. Then I pulled away and looked up at him innocently.

   "Yes, Femi! That was kinky as hell! Go, queen!" Willow cheered in my mind.

   "F*ck, you shouldn't have done that. I won't be able to sleep now." Axel said, groaning.

   "Keep your hands to yourself, big boy." I said, smirking.

   "F*ck, please kill me now." he said, rubbing his temples.

   "Gladly." I said, just casually whipping out my hellfire. I saw him jump at that.

   "Jesus Christ woman, stop being chaotic." he said, sighing. I whipped away my hellfire and just smirked.

   "I will incite chaos whenever I want to." I said, flipping my hair.

   "Just go to sleep, my goodness." he said, heading into his closet. I jumped into his covers and snuggled into them. Damn, they were silk too. How luxurious. My poor butt could never afford them.

   "Okay, I love that you aren't snobby about the fact that you're Satan's daughter but it still triggers me when you say something like that, knowing you could get 1,000 dollars for pocket change if you just call your dad." Willow huffed in annoyance. Whatever, you're just salty we don't have silk sheets at home.

   The silk sheets were so comfy that I fell asleep in seconds. Damn, insomnia who?

~The next morning~

   First thought when I woke up was "Wow. The sun isn't in my face." Yes, that was my first thought. Sh*t. What day was today?

   "According to my calculations, it's Monday morning." Dimona piped in. What the f*ck?!? I thought it was only Saturday! I immediately jumped up from the bed and looked around. Ah, I was at Axel's house. F*ck, why didn't he wake me?

   I was looking for Axel, then saw him come out of his closet already ready for today.

   "Why didn't you wake me up!?!?" I screeched, standing up on the bed.

   "Well, um you looked very deep in your sleep so I didn't want to wake you." he said, chuckling.

   "You should have taken my perfect attendance into consideration, you a*shole! Sh*t. Felix is not gonna wake up. Sh*t." I said, hyperventilating. F*ck, my phone wasn't with me.

   "Give me your phone!" I yelled. He took his phone from the nightstand and tossed it to me, me catching it just barely. I quickly dialed Felix's number and he picked up on the third ring.

   "GET UP FELIX! GET. UP! HAUL YOUR A*S TO THE BATHROOM!" I screamed into the phone.

   "Where the f*ck are you? And I'm up okay? Stop screaming, please." he answered, groaning. I sighed in relief, then remembered I didn't have my clothes with me. Why are you freaking out so much? Is probably what you're wondering. I need perfect attendance. It just annoys me when I see that one section that says "attendance" and there's just a singular lonely "1".

   "Okay, goodbye. I need to go. See you in class." I said, hanging up before he said anything else. I heard Axel walk into the room with a pile of clothes in his hands. 

   "Here. These are my sister's clothes. She doesn't really need them anymore as she's living somewhere else. I reckon you need these." he said, smiling. This dude is a total lifesaver. Bless him.

   I grabbed the clothes out of his hands and muttered a small thank you. After I had gotten changed, I went into the door which I presumed was the bathroom, and rinsed my mouth. I also splashed some water onto my face and Axel provided a towel for me.

   "Sh*t. I still need my books." I said, groaning.

   "Not to worry, I can bring mine and we can share." Axel said.

   "But we're still never gonna make it in time. Even if we use a car, we can't get there without speeding." I said, sighing.

   "Lucky for you, I have another method of transportation we can use." Axel said, smirking.



*Author's Note: Yay! I'm back from hibernating! I think this chapter title is my favorite haha. I'm also thinking of ending this story in about 4 or 5 or 6 more chapters because I feel I'm dragging it out a little too much.  And I hope 2021 is a less crappy year for you guys! I doubt mine will change much since it'll be just as stressful because my schedule is changing for the 3rd time. Wish me luck in surviving another year :,)*

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