61. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
62. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
63. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
64. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
65. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
66. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
67. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
68. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
69. No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
70. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
