Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer.
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?
A: Gaelic breath.
No, that's a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you.
This one is a classic
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
