A person orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces.
She responds, Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces.
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
5. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
6. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
8. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
9. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
10. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
