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What rhymes with boo and that stinks?
You!

2. We are out of light bulbs. Our home faces a dim outlook.

3. The carpenter purchased his measuring stick at a yard sale last week.

5. The rose gardener pedaled feverishly to the market last week to sell his flowers before they became a thorn in his side.

6. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!

7. Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed.
8. Tacks have a very pin point way of hurting.

9. When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.

10. I decided not to go to Pisa, but I was leaning towards it.

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