1. The leopard was so good at guessing. Every time he was spot on.
2. The rose gardener pedaled feverishly to the market last week to sell his flowers before they became a thorn in his side.
3. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
4. Two loaves of bread wanted to get married, so they eloafed.
5. Tacks have a very pin point way of hurting.
6. When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.
7. I decided not to go to Pisa, but I was leaning towards it.
8. That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
9. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
10. The joke backfired, but it fired back again.
