21. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
22. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
23. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
24. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
25. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
26. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
27. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
28. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
29. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
30. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
