Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver.
Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
