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The Signs being rich;

Aries - "I'm going to every concert ever. I bought all of iTunes. No one can stop me."

Taurus - saves the money but throws huge fuckin party every Friday with Nicki Minaj

Gemini- "what if I bought a boat, and invited everyone on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off from my boat"

Cancer - "I've bought 10 dogs already today. Tomorrow I buy the worlds population of cats"

Leo - buys own island and names it after themselves and only them and Taylor Swift lives there.

Virgo -" I made a blog to update people on my rich life. I just book beyoncé for my birthday party. "

Libra - millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics "I'm gonna swing from my chandelier" too seriously.

Scorpio - finally subscribes to Hulu Plus.

Sagittarius - wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with diamond necklace and walks slowly down spiral staircase.

Capricorn- buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on thier private jet.

Aquarius - "I'm going to buy five oceans. Im Poseidon"

Pisces - "I filled my pool with champagne and I don't know what to do!!"

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