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Zodiacs when drunk;

Aries- Wakes up with bruises

Taurus- Left the bar early to go get food

Gemini- has heart to heart with someone they just met

Cancer - initiating shots....crying somehwere 2 hrs later

Leo- flirting with everyone and posting way too many Instagram stories

Virgo- never drunk enough, would rather be at home

Libra- disappears to go hook up with someone

Scorpio- either plastered drunk or completely sober

Sagittarius- never wants the night to end "After Party?!"

Capricorn- trying to keep it together untill they vomit and get kicked out

Aquarius- no one knows what they're laughing at

Pisces- most likely to black out

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