❛𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐙𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤❜

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Pick-Up Lines the Zodiac Signs Would Use;

Aries: "I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Taurus: "Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?"

Gemini: "Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Cancer: "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met
the person I'm going to marry."

Leo: "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Virgo: "Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet"

Libra: "Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of
the moon."

Scorpio: "Your place or mine?"

Sagittarius: "All those curves, and me with no brakes."

Capricom: "Hi, I make more money than you can spend."

Aquarius: "You fascinate me more than fundamental theorem of calculus"

Pisces: "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?"

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Pfft- this was funny ngl