The signs when being kidnapped:
Aries- "Do you know who I am?"
Taurus- bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home
Gemini- *Is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*
Cancer- "Lmao why do you wanna kidnap me?"
Leo. "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you"
Virgo- "I hope wherever you're taking me is clean."
Libra- *engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*
Scorpio- "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls."
Sagittarius*-goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*
Capricorn- "Bitch move, I don't have time to play" *kicks them in the face*
Aquarius- "You insecure little. you are a low life"
Pisces. *comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*
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