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The signs at home while sick;

Aries: I HATE EVERYTHING *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy*

Taurus: Eats the entire kitchen then throws it all up*

Gemini: *lying in bed* I need to go to the hospital i think I'm gonna die help me I'm gonna die THIS IS THE END

Cancer: *inside pile of blankets and pillows* *tear rolls down cheek* the world is so cruel

Leo: *sitting in a pile of tissues* i am so disgusting I can never show my face again

Virgo: *on web MD website* MOM OH MY GOD HELP I HAVE PNEUMONOUL TRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS

Libra: sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to eat medicine and complain.

Scorpio: complains complains complains COMPLAINS COMpLaIns C O M P L A I N S

Sagittarius: tries to do stuff and ends up making themselves more sick

Capricorn: the most miserable thing on earth just lies in a ball all day

Aquarius: IM SAID IM NOT SICK *throws up*

Pisces: lies in bed staring at the ceiling surrounded by stuffed animals.

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