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The Signs in a Survival Situation;

Aries- *punches a bear in the face and doesn't know why*

Taurus- *too lazy to make shelters so they instead get eaten by wild animals*

Gemini- *starts crying*

Cancer- *makes use of survival skills they learned from survival tv shows*

Leo- *is complete badass and makes it out alive*

Virgo- *becomes one with nature*

Scorpio- *gets really stressed out and does whatever they can to make it out alive* 

Sag- *sings songs on top of their lungs* "CUZ I AM A CHAMPION, AND UR GONNA HEAR ME ROAR!!!!"

Capricorn- *makes use of resources they have and survive*

Aquarius- *looks for cell service the whole time*

Pisces- *first to die*

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