❛𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐙𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤❜

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The two types of each signs

Aries type one - super aggressive, loud and will litreally fight everyone.
Aries type two - cute little sunshines but can probably kill you with bare hands.

Taurus type one - lazy couch potato
Taurus type two - actually 'Aphrodite' the goddess.

Gemini type one - two faces serial killers
Gemini type two - mood swingy sad human bean.

Cancer type one - really overprotective and cries a lot.
Cancer type two - super sassy and has never cried in thier life.

Leo type one - super self absorbed and obnoxious
Leo type two - a lil insecure but still prideful, pretty, chill and funny.

Virgo type one - super organised and germaphobe
Virgo type two - "bruh have you seen my bed?"

Libra type one - social butterfly and hella fashionable.
Libra type two - Netflix hoe.

Scorpio type one - super sexy and evil emotional WRECK.
Scorpio type two - funny and sarcastic assholes.

Sag type one - such travel, much heroin and very wisdom.
Sag type two - personification of doge meme.

Capricorn type one - Workaholic and conservative, republican asshat.
Capricorn type two - has never done an assignment, ever. (This is sooo me)

Aquarius type one - god
Aquarius type two - alien

Pisces type one - crybaby and sensitive.
Pisces type two - stoner and never talks about thier feels.