𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 | sakuatsu short fic

❝ fake date ❞

"So how will we make this fake date thing believable?" Sakusa asked after Atsumu finished his food.

"I think it's better if we know more about each other? Age, likes, dislikes. I'll start!" Atsumu said after setting his utensils down. 

"I'm 24, turning 25 on October 5. I don't like anything in particular but I love volleyball! If 'Samu asked, I'm a setter. And I dislike people who judge easily and flowers."

"Flowers?"

Atsumu hummed in response. "I hate them for being so beautiful but short-lived," Atsumu stated. "So how 'bout ya, Omi-Omi?"

"Same age. March 20. I don't like crowded places, careless people, and germs," Sakusa started. He was expecting a snarky comment or a furrowed eyebrows from the piss blonde guy, like other people but Atsumu just looked at him as if it was just normal for him.

"You okay, Omi-Omi?" Atsumu asked when Sakusa seem to stop. "Ah yeah, I'm a germaphobe that's why I am not really... fond of going to events like this," Sakusa said while Atsumu just nodded, letting the other male continue. "I like uh, to eat umeboshi. And clean, quiet, places if that wasn't obvious from my dislikes." Atsumu just smiled and nodded. 

In times like this, Sakusa should feel uncomfortable with the kind of smile Atsumu gave, thinking it could be out of pity or something alike. But somehow, that annoying gentle smile from the piss blonde comforted Sakusa. 

"Okay, now that's settled! And I'm older than you by months! Now, how we met and started dating... Since 'Samu's nosy as hell." Atsumu muttered. "Met at the coffee shop near your brother's shop when you visited Tokyo and you sat on my table, much to my dismay, since it's the only space available and you started talking to me," Sakusa made up. 

"Never knew yer' a fan of cliche scenes, Omi-Omi!" Atsumu teased. "Do you want my help or what?" Sakusa grumbled. Atsumu just giggled which should annoy Sakusa but the black-haired male just rolled his eyes.  

"And you found me annoying at first but then you started falling for my charms and we started seeing each other two months ago! Our first date after the coffee shop is uhm... movie at your house when I visited Tokyo again? Since you don't like going to public places." Atsumu continued. 

"Well, you being annoying is really believable but please, stop being full of yourself, piss blonde." Sakusa said. "Hey, I'm charming!" Atsumu said. "Says the one who indirectly described himself crappy." Sakusa muttered and tried not to laugh. Atsumu just pouted. 

"Are you from here, Omi-Omi?" Atsumu asked. "I live somewhere here in Tokyo." Sakusa said. "Where, exactly? Samu's really nosy, I tell ya!" Atsumu asked. "Like how you are now." Sakusa rebutted. "But fine, I live at Tokyo Midtown Residences and will not tell you the floor, thank you very much," Sakusa added. 

"Wow, yer' so loaded, Omi-Omi!" Atsumu shouted to which Sakusa glared. Atsumu just gave a peace sign before standing up. "Uhm, I don't know if yer' comfortable with holding hands but let's go, Omi-Omi?" Atsumu just offered a smile instead of offering his hand.

Sakusa stood up and nodded, grateful that someone's finally considerate of his phobia. "Please tell me why I'm doing this for a stranger like you," Sakusa grumbled after putting his face mask on. 

"It's because ya love this stranger who yer' dating now, Omi-Omi." Atsumu said as they went to find his twin's table.