MHA On Crack *Self-Insert Gender neutral* OP Reader

Can I *Please* get a waffle?

Y/n had been sleeping the ground for about 7 vine comps before the UA kids + dadzawa & dummy thiqq showed up.

"So, who's gonna wake them up?" Denki asked as everyone looked at your unconscious body.

"Abso-fucking-luotly not!" Mina said backing away from Y/n, "They can sleep through Bakugo screaming, and last time I tried waking them up they almost set my hair on fire."

"Well I vote we let Aizawa wake them up, he is our teacher after all." Sero stated as Mina hid behind him. Everyone turned to look at Aizawa who looks like he just wanted to go home.

"Whatever" Aizawa made his way over to Y/n,

"WAIT DON'T SHAKE TH-" All the students shout, but it was to late Aizawa had already grabbed Y/ns shoulders and was shaking them violently.

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Y/n had been peacefully dreaming burning down the American government and creating a new country under their rule when all of a sudden they felt themselves being violently shaken. Y/ns fight or flight reflects kicked in and without opening their eyes Y/n grabbed their scalpel and they jumped on top of their attacker.

"HERES YOUR GODAMN WAFFLE!" Y/n screamed before finally opened their eyes, only to see that their were not in fact pinning down an attacker but instead they were pinning down their teacher with a blade to his throat while their entire class stared in horror.

"Oh its just you... Hey guys what's up?" Y/n smiled at everyone getting off of their teacher.

"Did you use attack me, quote a vine, and then act like nothing happened." Aizawa questioned the student with a look of both disappointment and offense,

"... uh, anyway can we get some KFC?" Y/n said quickly changing topics.

"Uhhhh I'm sure that can be arranged." Iida responded after re-collecting himself.

"Poggers." with that Y/n hopped into the school bus and class 1-A quickly followed.

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"Y/n what happened to you? Tell us everything!" Iida waved his hands franticly.

"Wow calm down broskie I told you in the group chat." Y/n said through bites of chicken.

"Wait you mean that's how it actually happened?" Ochako asked wide eyed.

"Well yeah, why do you guys seem so surprised?" Y/n asked.

"Because we always thought that if your dumbass got kidnapped you'd do something stupid and end up dead." Bakugo chimed in. Y/n thought about that for a second while everyone else wondered how'd they'd respond.

"Yeah that checks out, I honestly don't know how I made it out myself." Y/n then shoved an entire chicken into their mouth. Everyone was too stunned by the fact that their friend just ate an entire chicken to say anything, until they heard a high squeaky pre pubescent little short dick boy talk.

"You guys are idiots." Everyone whipped their head to face purple nurple boy. "We have no proof that Y/N was actually kidnapped. They could be making it up for attention." Y/n looked incredibly offended,
"Listen, I may be a whore but I'm not an atten- actually scratch that, I'm not a lying attention whore." Y/n went back to eating their chicken.

"I still don't believe you, we have no proof, absolutely no evide-"
"Think Fast!" Y/n cut the boy off by throwing the scalpel directly above his head nearly missing him. "Aww that's to bad I was really hoping it would hit you, well I guess your just too short." Y/n went back to eating as Mineta coward in their shear big dick energy.
"Woah, umm y/n when did you learn how to throw knives?" Kirishima asked.
"I didn't." Y/n replied.
"Y/n! You are incredibly lucky that it didn't hit Mineta! That was incredibly irresponsible." Iida scolded.
"Iida if you ask me there was nothing lucky about that. I missed didn't I?" Y/n said while getting up from their chair grabbed the knife and made their way back to the bus.
"Y/N!!" Iida gasped.
"Well they did miss." Tsu muttered.
"I kinda wish they didn't." Commented Mina
"Ditto." Hagakure agreed, while Momo, Jiro and Ochako all nodded in agreement.