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Get Nae Naed

*After usj attack (Please pretend that the stain followers joined the LOV already)*

Y/n after singing the Yarichin Bitclub op on loop for about two minutes and wandering around outside of usj, they were swiftly swept into an ambulance.

"ACK!" Y/n yelped as they fell into the ambulance bed. "Jesus... take the wheel!" Y/n sung, "Now ima pretend that I know why I'm in this bed. Wassup I'm Y/n nice to meet you." they held their hand out finally looking at the person who pulled them into the car. 'Awooga, Awooga' Y/n thought.

The guy in front of them sighed, "We have to take you to the hospital due to the fact that you were in close contact with the villains." he said grabbing some supplies off of the shelf. Y/n looked around taking in their surroundings, soon they felt their arm being pulled.

"Huh?" they turned just in time to see the medic putting an I.V into their arm. "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL!" Y/n yelled at the paramedic.

"Sorry." the paramedic said not sounding sorry at all. Y/n frowned,

"Asshole, that hurt." Y/n said rubbing their arm.

"It didn't hurt that much." He said not even looking up.

"You could've killed me you know." Y/n said with a frown.

"Oh I'm sorry are you okay?" The paramedic didn't seem to care.

"Yeah, I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me." Y/n laid down on their back as the ambulance . "You never told me your name ya know." They turned their head to face him. He looked up,

"It's Dabi..." he looked at Y/n and smiled. Y/n smiled back.

"Hey Dabi, why did you give me a sedative." Y/n said facing the ceiling. Dabi tensed up and looked at them.

"How?..." Dabi trailed off. Y/n laughed.

"Because of my quirks drawbacks I have to pay attention to how tired I get and you know after singing I should be wide awake, but I'm not," Y/n said pulling out the I.V "Oh and you didn't change the I.Vs label." Y/n smiled. Dabi just stared at them with a look of confusion on his face.

"How the fuck are you still awake though?" Dabi asked. Y/n turned their head to reveal a headphone,

"I've been blasting Touch You on full volume this whole time. Would you like to listen?" Y/n sat up with their legs facing Dabi.

"No." Dabi said instantly. Y/n frowned before clearing their throat.

"Party pooper" Y/n crossed their arms and sat criss-cross of the bed. After about 0.3 seconds of silence Y/n spoke again. "Can I ask the driver to play music?" Y/n asked.

"No." Dabi responded. Y/n frowned,

"You know considering that you are kidnaping me, well trying to anyway, I really should get to play music." Y/n poked Dabi's shoulder which earned a very scary glare. "Damn here I was thinking that we were gonna have fun." Y/n crossing their arms. After a short pause Y/n got up and began looking around the car.

"Aye sit down!" Dabi said, Y/n began looking through the supplies, ignoring him. They found exactly what they were looking for a 12 blade surgical scalpel, they quickly took off its packaging and hid it in their sleeve so Dabi won't see it.

"Aye I said sit down!" Dabi said again. Y/n just sighed and sat back down facing Dabi.

"You guys are really bad at kidnapping you know." Dabi looked up and before he could react, Y/n kicked his chest knocking the wind out of him, swiftly they pushed him onto the ground pinning his arms with their knees they sat on top of him with the scalpel held against his throat. Y/n smiled and started to giggle. Dabi tried to get up causing Y/n to nick his neck. "Hey don't move you gonna get hurt!" Y/n said with a scowl. Dabi just looked at them with disappointment. "Oh yeah I need to escape! HEY DRIVER!" Y/n Yelled as loud as they could.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT DABI!?" The driver yelled annoyed. Y/n opened their mouth with offense.

"AYO KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO! DID YALL NOT EVEN LEARN MY NAME? YOU FREAKING KIDNAPPED ME FOR GOD'S SAKE! '' Y/n yelled as the driver slammed on the breaks.

"Dabi, why are they still awake?" The driver asked. Before Dabi could answer Y/n yelled back.

"Because y'all are shit at being bad!" Y/n rolled their eyes. "Anyway, ima need you to open the back door, buddy boy Dabi passed out." Y/n said slightly putting more pressure on Dabi's neck.

"What! That useless burnt piece of shit, he had one job." Y/n could hear the driver walking around the car to the back. Just as the driver opened the back door Y/n said,

"Dabi I want you to know that even though you look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love you." With a wink Y/n pushed off of Dabi and rammed into the driver knocking them down. Once they were out of the car Y/n did the dash and made it go fast by Naruto running away.

"GET NAE NAE'D." And with that they were gone.

The driver got back up rubbing his head. "What the hell just happened?" Dabi just looked at them with a frown.

"We just got fucking nae naed dumbass."