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Ships and sports festivals

Segssual themes
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"Y/n... Y/n... Y/N!!"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING WHORE BAG WHO THE FUCK- oh it's you. Do you want to die?"  Y/N threatened the boy who had woken them up.
"Kinda!!" 😊 The boy responded.
"Mood. But seriously why the fuck did you wake me up Denki? I could've set you on fire." Y/n shot a glare at the boy.
"... do you not remember what today is?"
"... should I?"
"Yes?..."
"..."
"..."
"OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS THE SPORTS FESTIVAL!"
"Yessir" Denki paused, "did you go back to sleep?"
"Ye"
"... you're a dumbass."
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Most of class 1-A was already eating breakfast when Denki and y/n walked in. "Hey look its sleeping beauty!" Sero shouted, "Did you catch up on your beauty sleep?"
"Yes I have actually, I was up late last night fucking your mom." Y/n said nonchalantly while making themselves some breakfast.
"Oh shit bro." Kirishima said to the now gloomy Sero.
"I don't know if I'll ever recover."
"Damn bro... you kinda set yourself up though." Denki said making Sero feel even worse.
"Hey y/n!"
"Oh hey Mina! What's up?" Y/n said as the pink girl walked up to them.
" I was just wondering how you where feeling bout the sports festival."
"I don't really understand the point of it all." Y/n answered shoving food into their mouth.
"What don't you get?" Mina asked intrigued.
"I don't get why the school is putting all of its students out on display, like I get it's mostly to show the press that we've recovered from the villain attack but still it's seems weird for the school to make us showcase our quirks to the entire world. Especially since keeping our quirks secret would benefit us greatly." Y/n explained.
"Oh my god you're right!" Mina gasped. "It actually makes no sense now that I think about it!" Mina, now enlightened with this realization went to probably mess with Sero for getting his ass roasted. Y/n had finished their breakfast and where washing their dishes just as Aizawa walked in,
"Good morning as you all know today is the sports festival I'm here to go over some rules and to give you a basic understanding of what's going to happen. Okay so first of all, the sports festival isn't until 11 it's 9am right now so you have plenty of time to prepare. Second I know you may want to do some physical training before the sports festival and that's okay, just make sure you don't overdo it you'll get no benefit from training if you can't even participate in the sports festival. Third ive already explained how the sports festival will be a good time so show pro hero's what you can do so they might hire you on as an assistant. Okay now ask your questions and I'll answer them."
Aizawa said to the class. Almost everyone raised their hand wanting to ask a question other then Bakugou and Y/n.

"Bakubro don't you wanna know what's gonna happen at the sports festival?" Kirishima asked the blonde.

"No and it doesn't matter anyway." Bakugou responded.

"What do you mean of course it matters!" Kirishima yelped surprised by what Bakugou said.

"No it doesn't cuz no matter what happens I'm still gonna win!" Bakugou said with an offensive amount of confidence.

"If you wanna win isn't that more reason to know what happens!-" Kirishima was cut of by Y/n

"Actually Bakugou's right." Y/n now done cleaning their dishes.

"Y/n you too? Why?" Kirishima exclaimed.

"Well to be honest knowing what gonna happen will only help with nerves it won't change the actual outcome of the fight and along with that since this is a hero school and we're training to become heroes its very likely that Aizawa won't even tell us what's going to happen its not like we get to know what villains we'll be fighting. In the end the strongest will survive and the others will fail that's just the way of the world, but! Bakugou was wrong about one thing, I'm gonna the one winning not him." And with that Y/n left the class and probably went back to sleep.

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"YALL READY TO GET YOUR ASSES HANDED TO YOU?" Y/n shouted at their classmates who were all waiting for the sports festival to start.

"Shut the hell up everyone knows I'm gonna beat you!" Bakugou yelled back.

"Tough talk coming from someone within pegging distance." Y/n shot back.

"You God Damn-"

"Hey Bakubro calmed down! you'll have plenty of time to fight during the festival just wait till then... please?" Kirishima interjected before things could get to out of hand.

"Tch." while the two boys were talking Y/n was listening to Todoroki declare war on Midoryia.

"I know you're better then me but, I'm gonna do my best to beat you!" (idk what the words are) Midoryia said confidently.

"Damn I can taste the sexual tension right now." Y/n said making the boys go beat red.

"OH? WHATS THIS? HAVE I STUMBLED INTO THE GREAT 1-A'S WAITING ROOM?" screeched an obnoxious boys voice. 'Not again' the class thought in unison, "I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND A LOWLEY 1-B STUDENT IN YOUR PRESENCE!" The boy continued.

"Oh my god Monoma please-" Jirou started,

"I JUST HOPE IM NOT INTERRUPTING THE GREAT CLASS 1-A-" he rambled on.

"Is he gonna leave?' Denki asked,

"Probably not." Y/n responded "Not unless we make him." Y/n smiled evilly.

"You're not gonna kill him right? Right?!" Denki asked nervously.

"I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT CLASS 1-B WONT GO DO-" Y/n cut the boy off.

"Hey Monoma just wanted to tell you that if you're going to hate on class 1-A you shouldn't be switching up in your diary."

"Huh what do you mean?" Monoma asked?

"Dear diary, Bakugou was being a loud ass mother fucker today and wouldn't shut his mouth, talking about his mouth i wonder how good his plump lips would look around my-"

"OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP TALKING!!" Monoma screamed.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT YOU BLOND BASTARD!!" Bakugou screeched, chasing after Monoma.

"Awwww my ship<3" Y/n cooed.

"I'm sorry about Monoma he's just really repressed." Kendo apologized bowing.

"No don't worry about it! Now you all should get ready for the sports festival, hope you won't mind me absolutely obliterating you all." Y/n said kindly.

"Don't worry we won't have to mind, I don't have high hopes for you!" Kendo gleamed.

"Well I wish you luck you're going to need it." Y/n said. As the two girls talked in sickly sweet voices people could feel the bloodlust seeping off of them both.

"Sheeeeeeessssshhhh" Tetsutesu and Kirishima said at the same time.

"Dude 🥺"
"Bro 🥺" Kirishima and Tetsutesu looked into each other's eyes cheeks flushing with color and faces UwUing
"My other ship 🥺" Y/n said UwUing too.
"The sports festival will start soon and we must be on our best behavior!" Iida announced chopping hands.
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All of the U.A first years had gotten on the field and midnight started her speech.
"Hey guys gals and all my Non-binary pals! Blah blah blah something Seggsy and borderline pedophilic blah blah blah"

(I don't know what she says lmao)

After midnights introduction speech she announced that the two top students will be coming up to gives their speeches.
"Please welcome Bakugou and y/n onto the stage!"
"Oh shit" Everyone in class 1-A said collectively.
"FUCK YA LETS GOOO!!!" y/n screamed
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Fuck man this chapter is long as hell. Y'all I have so many good ideas actually I only have one kinda funny idea but it can't happen unless I actually write stuff. 🥲