MHA On Crack *Self-Insert Gender neutral* OP Reader

Herpes and other obstacles

As Bakugo and y/n walked onto the stage all of the students started to sweat knowing this was going to go very badly.

"I pledge..."
Bakugo started 'Damnit I wanted to be the first one to speak, fuck you Bakubitch.'

"That I'll be number one." He continued and the entire school burst out in anger.

"Damn bro you really had to go and do that?" Y/n asked.

"At least be nice and bouncy as my stepping stones." Bakugo finished at stepped to the side making room for y/n to talk.
'I really hope they don't fuck things up' the entirety of 1-A thought at the same time.
Y/n stepped up to the microphone clearing their throat twice before speaking.

"I apologize for Bakugos speech what he said was unprofessional and along with that what he said was untrue, I will be the person winning the sports festival and no one will be able to stop me!" Everyone in the stadiums mouths hung open.

"Bitch!"

"Whore"

"Well... you give it up for our top students! Okay now moving on-" Midnight quickly continued talking as y/n and Bakugo walked off the stage with mass amounts of swag.

"What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. Both. Of. You?" Mina asked grabbing y/ns Shoulders, y/n shrugged.

"Couldn't let him outshine me." They answered straight faced soon getting a scolding from Iida about how as young heros they have to understand the importance of the sport festival.

After Midnight finished her speech she revealed the first part of the sports festival will be an obstacle race.

"Oh that's not too bad." Kirishima said Momo nodded in agreement while Jirou looked nervous.

"You know I feel like if i didn't have a quirk that fit this activity id be really bummed out, eh its a good thing i'm fucking awesome and have a great quirk." Y/n said activating the quirks they've collected.

This is a great time to go over Y/ns quirk again and let y'all know what quirks you have along with where you got em from.

Y/ns Quirk:
Storage. This quirk allows them to obtain any quirk that is used on them or the quirk of anyone they've touched for 10 seconds straight and store it. When they obtain a quirk they obtain it at the same level as its original user and can build it up from there. They can store as many quirks as they want and they can also "forget" quirks which is when they get rid of a quirk.
Drawbacks: after using a quirk they're not used to or overusing a quirk they get really tired, the only way they can stop getting tired is by signing the Yarichin Bitclub op. Along with that it's  hard to keep track of them all and you can't use any quirks that need a mutation to work so you can store Shojis or Hagakures quirk  but you wouldn't be able to use them. Or would you??? No the answer is no... or is it?

Quirks collected:

Siren: this quirk allows you to control anyone who can hear you singing. Your quirk can work on more then one person but the more people it's used on the less control you'll have over them. You can control people physically. While using this quirk music will magically play and you'll sing the song perfectly due to fanfic logic.
Drawbacks: sing too much and you will lose your voice.
Source: lullaby was the second quirk you every stored and you got it from your Babysitter named Allie when you were 5. Allie would sing you to sleep using her quirk.
Power: 80% you've got this one down.

Heal: you can heal others and yourself if you are touching/covering their/your wound(s). You can also heal someone instantly with a kiss on the lips (be carful about this cuz it could count as SA in a court of law)
Source: Your school nurse had this quirk, that school nurse is also recovery girls cousin for some reason idk.
Drawbacks: you'll get tired if you use this quirk too much.
Power: 100% you've spent a lot of time healing wounds.